EMAIL #1 |
| The Weekly World News has acquired several alien transmissions sent into space from somewhere in California. This amazing evidence indicates extraterrestrials as the culprits in the recent string of cow abductions reported in our March issues. |
| We’ve also discovered a website created by the aliens. Click here to view. |
| Alien telegram. Intercepted 04.02.06 |
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| Go to planetinneed.com to view further alien evidence. |
| We’ll send you more of these transmissions as we receive them. |
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EMAIL #2 |
| Here’s the second in a series of alien transmissions acquired by the Weekly World News. This amazing evidence indicates extraterrestrials as the culprits in the recent string of cow abductions reported in our March issues. |
| We’ve also discovered a website created by the aliens. Click here to view. |
| Alien telegram. Intercepted 04.02.06 |
 |
| Go to planetinneed.com to view further alien evidence. |
| We’ll send you more of these transmissions as we receive them. |
| EMAIL #3 |
| Here’s the third in a series of alien transmissions acquired by the Weekly World News. This amazing evidence indicates extraterrestrials as the culprits in the recent string of cow abductions reported in our March issues. |
| We’ve also discovered a website created by the aliens. Click here to view. |
| Alien telegram. Intercepted 04.02.06 |
 |
| Go to planetinneed.com to view further alien evidence. |
| We’ll send you more of these transmissions as we receive them. |
| EMAIL #4 |
| Here’s the fourth in a series of alien transmissions acquired by the Weekly World News. This amazing evidence indicates extraterrestrials as the culprits in the recent string of cow abductions reported in our March issues. |
| We’ve also discovered a website created by the aliens. Click here to view. |
| Alien telegram. Intercepted 04.02.06 |
 |
| Go to planetinneed.com to view further alien evidence. |
| We’ll send you more of these transmissions as we receive them. |
| EMAIL #5 |
| Here’s the fifth in a series of alien transmissions acquired by the Weekly World News. This amazing evidence indicates extraterrestrials as the culprits in the recent string of cow abductions reported in our March issues. |
| We’ve also discovered a website created by the aliens. Click here to view. |
| Alien telegram. Intercepted 04.02.06 |
 |
| Go to planetinneed.com to view further alien evidence. |
| We’ll send you more of these transmissions as we receive them. |